Styling gel won’t touch that ol’ boy He ain’t no metrosexual He feeds his beagles Walmart’s Ol’ Roy And ain’t that sweet He don’t keer For stereotypes of coon skin caps— Crocket & Boone & just git going He says he’ll spank your fanny fat And ain’t that sweet He’s kept his cabin back woods…

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